i like glitter and sparkly dresses but im not gonna talk about that.. in my monologue i like baking and things that smell like winter but im not gonna talk about that.. in my monologue.
La La La

La La La. 
i like writing songs about douche bags who cheat on me. 
but im not gonan talk about that.. in my monologue.  
i like writing their names in the songs
so they're ashamed to go out in public
but im not gonna say that.. 
in my monologue 
La La
La La La La La
this is.. my musical monologue. 
you might think i'd bring up Joe 
that guy who broke up with me on the phone
but im not gonna mention him... 
in my monologue 
Hey Joe! Im Doing Real Well!
tonight im hosting SNL 
but im not gonna brag about that..
In My Monologue 
La La La
Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
La La La. 
and if your wondering if i might be dating the werewolf from Twilight... 
(Hi Taylor)
 im not gonna comment on that
In my monologue
La La La
La La La La La. 
this is my musical monologue
you might be expecting me to say something bad about Kanye 
and how he ran up on the stage and runined my VMA monologue
*sigh* 
but theres nothing more to say cuz everythings okay.
i've got security lining the stage. 
Its My SNL monologue 
La La
La La La La La 
This Is my SNL monologue
La La
La La La La La 
that was my SNL monologue